My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too
that’s a lot of dollars
IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY
THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME
🙏🏾
“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song
“Ahh, Perry the Platypus! Behold: the INFINITY GAUNTLET!…. Inator.
With one snap of my fingers as I collect the sixth stone, I will have infinite power, enough to…. create more resources for the entire planet! They will WORSHIP me as a hero, and I will take over the ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA!”
“What? Kill half of all people? What kind of crazy person would do that?”
“You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was growing up, my parents only let me eat half of all my meals.”
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
you used to be afraid of the moment
a knife slices through all the balloon strings you’re holding
but now you’re the one cutting because
hoarding balloons is no longer meaningful to you
once you understand there are people who are ready to let go
and there are people who are ready to be let go
nobody should be forced to be a part of another body
the void is so kind … we are all just yelling at her n she just sits n listens …
Reblog to thank the void
“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist
White ppl was really mad about this post
Wait, are you telling me that saying racist things is racist?
It’s quite interesting how James Charles been a shitty person since the beginning and WOC been telling you forever, and even gay men don’t fuck with him. And yet it takes a white woman saying he preys on STRAIGHT MEN for him to be like, actually “cancelled” lmao
